February 2012
brasspistol:
gallifreyan-hufflepuff:
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This is why I hate events, because I can never...
TO - F 16 - SB - MS - FV 2 ET
TP - F 17 - FA - OE - FR 2 x
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Well, uhm, I forgot that we had to get our report...
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Proof that my mom is enthusiastic when I want to...
Me: Mommy, can we go to Resorts World?
Mommy: Sure, next weekend, maybe.
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Me: Mommy, there's apparently a restaurant at the base of a waterfall here.
Mommy: Yeah, I know where that is. Do you want to go?
Me: Where it is? :o
Mommy: Quezon Province.
Me: Uh, okay.
strawberrypantsu:
turrets are white
repulsion gel is blue
you were adopted
so that’s funny too
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thebitterroot:
haw-gale-thorne:
odair:
what if at the end of the divergent trilogy we find out it was all a simulation, everything
think about that one
OH. MY. GOD.
WHAT IF IT WAS ALL JUST ONE OF TRIS’ FEARS.
AND EVERYTHING WAS ACTUALLY LIKE A MINUTE LONG
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food quiz: this or that
eyecandyandy:
chocolate or vanilla? vanilla waffles or pancakes? waffles coke or lemonade? coke rice or noodles? noodles tea or coffee? coffee m&ms or skittles? m&ms milkshakes or smoothies? smoothies mcdonalds or kfc? mcdonalds chinese or japanese? japanese cake or pie? pie nutella or peanut butter? nutella ice cream or gelato? ice cream pizza or pasta? pastaaaaaaa~ fondue or chocolate...
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Things You Shouldn't Say To...
hannahisawful:
People suffering from depression:
“Stop being so negative!” “You choose to be sad” “You don’t even have anything to be sad about” “There are millions worse off than you, just get a grip!”
People struggling with self-harm:
“You’re just doing it for attention!” “Those cuts aren’t even that bad” “You don’t even have a reason to cut/burn yourself” “You freak! Hide your scars, no...
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“Oh Internet. You are a tennis ball, and I am a puppy. You baffle and infuriate...”
– John Green, Awesome person and all around funny guy. DFTBA. (via palhombre)
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What if teachers had to deal with fandoms in...
Harry Potter: Children, stop swishing your pencils around, and pay attention.
The Mortal Instruments: Your mothers will NOT be happy if you she sees all this mess on your arms!
The Hunger Games: Stop trying to kill each other, honestly.
Percy Jackson: I know you can read the assignment. Stop pretending you can't.
Divergent: For God's sake, get off the roof!
Twilight: When we bleed, we go to the nurse. Drinking the blood will make us sick, understand?
The Maze Runner: Wicked is a bad word!
Gossip Girl: Gossiping is unkind, and is also against school rules.
Glee: And again with the singing...
Percy Jackson: Give me the pen....now.
Twilight: Charles, come inside! For the last time, your skin will never sparkle!
The Hunger Games: Stop caressing your bread, and save it for lunch, children.
Eragon: Murmuring gibberish under your breath won't get you out of detention.
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intrigued-by-llamas:
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a...
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I’m afraid of 10 out of 69 common fears
wierdjustgotwonderful:
Cross out the things you’re afraid of and put your score at the top.
the dark
staying single forever
being a parent
giving birth
being myself in front of others
open spaces
closed spaces
heights
dogs
birds
fish
spiders
flowers or other plants
being touched
fire
deep water
snakes
silk
the ocean
failure
success
thunder/lightning
frogs/toads
my...
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A crescendo. // 1 of x.
Notes: Hunger Games + Glee = Good.
Rating: T
Word count: 303
Summary: A small prelude of what’s to come. Sebastian Smythe contemplates his last days on Earth. From the reapings, to the training, to the Games, to confronting his feelings, and to his inescapable death.
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The air was tinged with strong perfume, specks of high-quality makeup powder lingering. Sebastian held a piece...
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